Have you ever wanted to own a horse but were loath to deal with their leavings? Maybe your subfloor is not rated to withstand the load of a thoroughbred. Perhaps you fear the clippity-clop of real hooves would keep you up at all hours or you dread a painful dismount.
Well this horse balloon is for you! It's about the size of a miniature horse but with none of that pesky horse DNA, because it's not a real horse — it's a real horse balloon.